The Break-Up
Georgia Football and I have broken up.
No, this isn't me throwing in the towel and saying that I'm never going to call the dawgs ever again, it's just me stating that I'm tired of being let down.
You see, for the last 3 football seasons, I've been one of the more faithful fans by always believing that no matter how much we were down, how big of an underdog we were, or how much we just SUCKED, we could still do it! I've read every story, every blog, memorized stats, talked shit to fans from all the other schools, traveled to many away games, yelled until I was hoarse, and in the end, no matter what, I get let down. It's so frustrating! That's why I've decided that Georgia Football and I need to not be so serious, so we're just friends now. I don't have enough heart to carry us all the way, and neither does any other football fan. The fact that our coaching staff wants to overlook all the great talent we have, the fact that we're SO conservative and won't do anything but run it up the damn middle (never finding the hole of course), and the fact that THE PLAYERS CAN'T GET FIRED UP has been the ultimate heartbreak. So, I'll continue to call the dawgs, I'll continue to get hoarse at all the games, and I'll continue to use my weekly grocery allowance to purchase football tickets, but because we're just friends now, it won't hurt so much next time we lose to a shitty team like Vandy. Or MS State. Or Kentucky. Because with the lack of heart our team has, losing to those teams is definitely possible. It's like finding your husband/boyfriend in bed with a freakin prostitute or something. Gross.
I'm tired of being heartbroken. Besides, I have something new to fill in the void, and while he lets me down, we can make-up.... ;)
So Go Dawgs. Maybe we'll get back together next year.....And no matter what, it's always great to be a Georgia Bulldog!
No, this isn't me throwing in the towel and saying that I'm never going to call the dawgs ever again, it's just me stating that I'm tired of being let down.
You see, for the last 3 football seasons, I've been one of the more faithful fans by always believing that no matter how much we were down, how big of an underdog we were, or how much we just SUCKED, we could still do it! I've read every story, every blog, memorized stats, talked shit to fans from all the other schools, traveled to many away games, yelled until I was hoarse, and in the end, no matter what, I get let down. It's so frustrating! That's why I've decided that Georgia Football and I need to not be so serious, so we're just friends now. I don't have enough heart to carry us all the way, and neither does any other football fan. The fact that our coaching staff wants to overlook all the great talent we have, the fact that we're SO conservative and won't do anything but run it up the damn middle (never finding the hole of course), and the fact that THE PLAYERS CAN'T GET FIRED UP has been the ultimate heartbreak. So, I'll continue to call the dawgs, I'll continue to get hoarse at all the games, and I'll continue to use my weekly grocery allowance to purchase football tickets, but because we're just friends now, it won't hurt so much next time we lose to a shitty team like Vandy. Or MS State. Or Kentucky. Because with the lack of heart our team has, losing to those teams is definitely possible. It's like finding your husband/boyfriend in bed with a freakin prostitute or something. Gross.
I'm tired of being heartbroken. Besides, I have something new to fill in the void, and while he lets me down, we can make-up.... ;)
So Go Dawgs. Maybe we'll get back together next year.....And no matter what, it's always great to be a Georgia Bulldog!